TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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