Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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