Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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