i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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