i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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