yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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