i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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