But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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