seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize