redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
whose ass print is on the piano?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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