You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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