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(905): View more from Toronto

I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it

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(503): View more from Oregon

There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.

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(206): View more from Washington

woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night

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(307): View more from Wyoming

you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.

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(631): View more from New York

Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once

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(919): View more from North Carolina

This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs

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