He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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