I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm at about main and main street
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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