i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
