You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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