I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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