Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
cat food counts as protein by the way
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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