At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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