Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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