it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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