I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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