doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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