I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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