I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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