Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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