Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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