question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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