Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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