D3 body, D1 cock
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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