Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
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Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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