you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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