yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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