I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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