I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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