How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need help removing her.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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