Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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