One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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