Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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