their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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