At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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