Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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