ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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