this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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