did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
