guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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