Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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