Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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