My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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