If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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