its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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