Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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