first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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