it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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