sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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