I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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